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> Update on Cinderella
>
> Cinderella is now 95 years old.
>
> After a fulfilling life, but now a widow, she happily sits in her rocking
> chair watching the world go by with her cat Bob for companionship.
>
> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
>
>
> Cinderella said 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
> years'?
> The fairy godmother replied 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
> since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns ?
> ' Cinderella was overjoyed and after some thought replied
> 'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand
> to mouth on my pension and I wish to be wealthy again.
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
>
> The fairy godmother then asked
> 'What do you want for your second wish?'
>
> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
> 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'
>
>
> At once, her wish became reality and she was young and beautiful again and
> she felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
>
> The fairy godmother spoke once more:
> 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'
>
>
> Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, 'I
> wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young
> man.'
> Magically, Bob was immediately transformed into the most handsome man
> Cinderella had ever seen.
>
> The fairy godmother said,
> 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.' and disappeared in a
> flash of blue light
>
> Bob and Cinderella looked lovingly into each other's eyes.
>
>
> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella and held her in his young muscular
> arms.
>
> He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
> whispered...
>
> 'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off'